- person: so what music are you into?
- me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
To go along with Americas Choice for favorite player CBS should make an Americas Choice for player who wins a years worth of Slop or something.
I thought I hated it but I’d rather be packaging vagina cream and testosterone then this cold stuff I’m doing today
*fingers crossed I’m on r9 again*
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read